Approved Wooden Spoon

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Name: Wooden Spoon
Type: Its a Spoon.
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Description: The wooden spoon is a timeless and humble kitchen tool that exudes warmth and character. Its smooth, rounded handle fits comfortably in the hand, while the spoon's bowl is shaped to scoop and stir with ease. The wood grain patterns on the spoon's surface are unique, like a fingerprint, and may feature subtle knots or whorls that add to its rustic charm. The spoon's natural finish may be smooth and matte, or slightly distressed to reveal the wood's inner texture. Whether used for stirring a pot of simmering soup or serving a helping of fresh fruit, the wooden spoon is an extension of the cook's hands, conveying a sense of care and attention to the food being prepared.

ATTRIBUTES
  • Creator: Antiquity Man.
  • Durability: Very High (You would be impressed)
  • Weight: 70gr
  • Dimensions: Usually 15-20cm long and its scoop tends to be 4 to 6 cm in diameter, depending the skill of the carpenter.
  • Rarity: Common. Who doesn't have spoons?
  • Materials: Wood.
  • Manufacturing: The art of crafting a wooden spoon is a laborious and meticulous process that requires great skill and patience. First, a suitable piece of wood is selected, typically a hardwood like oak or maple, and roughly cut into the desired shape using a hand axe. The wood is then split and hollowed out using a combination of a wooden mallet and a chisel, carefully removing the excess material to create the spoon's bowl. The spoon's handle is then shaped by whittling with a knife or adze, smoothing out the edges and refining the shape. The entire process is done by hand.

Strengths
Spoon for soup. You can eat soup in a civilized manner by using a spoon.
Spoon for broccoli. You can also eat broccoli, and other vegetables and small-cut things by using a spoon.

Weaknesses
Epitomy of civilization. Savages don't have spoons.
Epitomy of luxury. After growing accustomed in eating with spoon, having no spoon makes eating a disgusting business.

Historical Information
Spoons. There were in the cities. There were in the villages. There were in the ships. The Spoons eventually took hold of the mind of any Erovan Man, while also expanding their taint to other races that saw drinking soup from the bowl a nasty business, and thus decided to become civilized. When that was the case, one could find a spoon at any corner of the household. They were in the kitchens, helping the cooks stir their delicious perpetual stew or vegetable stew alike. They were on the tables, with which the people ate from soups and vegetables, to carefully cut meat and other foods, eventually made such to be eaten with spoons. They then became a necessary part of a torturer's arsenal! Have you ever been stabbed by a spoon!? ITS UGLY.
 
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